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Archive for December, 2007

I’ve just returned from an extended visit to India, (hence the absence of recent blog postings here).    

Based on my experiences with security at airports in both Europe and India, it is clear to me that the terrorists have already won, such is the misery encountered by travellers in the warehouses of misery that pass for airports these days. 

Flying from New Delhi to Chennai, (formerly Madras), was a case in point. This was an internal domestic flight early one morning, and even as we approached the check in desk it was clear that we were in for some serious delay. Fortunately we’d allowed ourselves more than the recommended minimum check in time, but even so, after checking in, the queue to progress through all the various security hoops still took close on an hour of shuffling in a multi queue system to reach the boarding gates. As the scheduled gate closure times for various flights came and went, airline staff were frantically trying to extract their passengers from the queues and fast track them through the system. I’m not entirely sure this served much of a purpose, since it seemed to me that people just used this as an excuse to jump the queues anyway, whether their flight was boarding or not.   

Returning via Munich to the UK was another experience I could have done without. Even though we were only transiting air-side from one arrival gate to another departure gate, we still had to pass through the over regulated German version of security misery. Despite the fact that our hand luggage, and in particular my wife’s toiletries had been cleared through Indian security, the German security officials still required us to have hand baggage screened again teutonic style, and found reason to find fault with a couple of deodorant sticks, a tube of toothpaste and  a container of face cream. When I asked what the problem was I was told that these had to go in a resealable plastic bag. I mentioned that we were in transit and these had already been cleared through Indian security, but our German official was unrepentant. He said we could either leave them behind or go to the airline help desk where they would provide me with the requisite bag. Since we had an hour or so to spare, I trudged the 300 yards to the other end of the terminal and confirmed with the Lufthansa service desk personnel that indeed the items would be allowed through in a clear plastic bag. Had they got one they could let me have, I asked, but despite this being a virtually empty terminal – it being December 27th and few flights apparently in the schedule, they had run out and I was told I could buy one from the shop opposite, which I duly did. Arriving back at our officious security official with the toiletries now in the plastic bag, he then tells me that I still can’t take the face cream through since it is in a 200 ml container. I point out that this is ridiculous since I could presumably have the same quantity of cream in two containers of 100 ml, but clearly this logic and common sense was lost on our friend. Asked why he had suggested I get the bag in the first place if he was still going to reject it, he just repeated the mantra about the container being larger than 100 ml.   

There is no doubt that we are all now suffering serious delays and sheer bloody nuisance, not to say infringement of liberties in the name of the great god ‘Security’.  Nothing demonstrates this more than the quite ridiculous rule that a pair of nail scissors, or a small bladed penknife can’t be taken on an aircraft in case we run amok and injure people. The fact that glass bottles of beer and spirits are available on request on board aircraft, and can be broken to become exceedingly dangerous weapons doesn’t seem to concern our security officials – why is quite beyond me.  

It seems to me that it’s the old old story of the state, system and officials taking pleasure in controlling people because keeping people in fear is what officialdom does best. It is what they take pleasure in doing and of course justifies their employment.  

The war on terror is over. Al Qaeda has already won as we all suffer the indignities of  what passes for freedom of movement in the Alice in Wonderland world of airport security.

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